Fellas, let’s be honest—we’re not exactly a mystery wrapped in an enigma. We’re more like a brisket wrapped in bacon: simple, satisfying, and usually thinking about one of three things—food, sleep, and… well, you know.
This shirt says what every man’s wife already knows:
We ain't complicated.
- Perfect for backyard BBQs, hardware store runs, or sittin’ silently next to your buddy for 3 hours without saying a word
- 100% cotton, soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive a rib sauce spill
- Makes a great gift for that one guy who always looks like he's thinkin’ deep—but he's just tryin’ to remember where he parked
If your idea of multitasking is scratching and channel surfing at the same time, this shirt’s for you.
Because deep down, we’re all just tryin’ to get through life with full bellies and empty to-do lists.
Warning: May cause women to roll their eyes and say, “Yep… sounds about right.”
